How to not die in Moscow

Mode temperature since my arrival: -14F

Step one: Don undergarments of choice. Extra points for cartoon characters (but only if you are over age 12).

Step two: The 'over undergarment pre-base-layer layer."

Step three: The base-layer.

Step four: The clothing you wish to be visible to others when you are indoors.

Step five: The clothing that will actually be visible to others when you are indoors because the freaking kitchen window has a draft.

Step six: The top layer- fleece zip up, muffler, mittens, hat.

Step seven: The grand finale. (Thanks Ron and Barb!!!)

(Expert tip: Use the restroom before starting process)